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Okay, she accepted my proposal. So we fixed an appointment, Friday next week. So I came, she wasn't in; only her sister. She was wearing a mini-skirt, and a loose shirt showing all her figures. She said that her sister won't be in till 5pm. The time was 3pm. She came near to me, whispered, "Let's go into my room and lemme show you what I'm made up of. I can satisfy you. This might be your only chance." She said before slowly entering the other room beckoning me. I looked at her, went to the door; opened it and... I could have fainted! See my to-be-inlaws outside crying with my Bae! My to-be-Father-in-law said, "Boy, you've proven yourself as a good fellow. Marry my daughter." Well, even after our marriage none knew that I wanted to get to my car and bring out a packet of condom.
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[2018-07-22 06:16:32] AlbertPum :

The prostate gland is the central section of a male's reproductive :. It secretes fluids that aid in the transportation and activation of sperm. The prostate gland is situated just in front of the rectum, below the bladder and all around the urethra. When there is prostate problem, it will always be very uncomfortable and inconvenient for the patient as his urinary strategy is directly affected.

The common prostate health problems are prostate infection, enlarged prostate and cancer of the prostate.



Prostate infection, often known as prostatitis, is regarded as the common prostate-related condition in men younger than 55 years of age. Infections in the men's prostate are classified into four types - acute bacterial prostatitis, chronic bacterial prostatitis, chronic abacterial prostatitis and prosttodynia.

Acute bacterial prostatitis will be the least common of all varieties of prostate infection. It is caused by bacteria perfectly located at the large intestines or urinary tract. Patients can experience fever, chills, body aches, back pains and urination problems. This condition is treated by utilizing antibiotics or non-steroid anti-inflammatory drugs (NSAIDs) to help remedy the swelling.

Chronic bacterial prostatitis can be a condition of the particular defect inside the gland as well as the persistence presence of bacteria in the urinary tract. It can be brought on by trauma towards the urinary tract or by infections originating from other areas in the body. A patient can experience testicular pain, lower back pains and urination problems. Although it is uncommon, it may be treated by removal in the prostate defect as well as the employment antibiotics and NSAIDs to help remedy the soreness.

Non-bacterial prostatitis is the reason for approximately 90% coming from all prostatitis cases; however, researchers have not even to determine what causes these conditions. Some researchers believe chronic non-bacterial prostatitis occur as a result of unknown infectious agents while other feel that intensive exercise and lifting may cause these infections.

Maintaining a Healthy Prostate

To prevent prostate diseases, a proper weight loss program is important. These are some in the actions to maintain your prostate healthy.

1. Drink sufficient water. Proper hydration is important for general health and will also also keep your urinary track clean.

2. Some studies advise that several ejaculations per week will prevent prostate type of cancer.

3. Eat steak moderately. It has been shown that consuming greater than four meals of beef per week will raise the chance of prostate diseases and cancer.

4. Maintain an effective diet with cereals, vegetable and fruits to ensure sufficient intake of nutrients necessary for prostate health.

The most significant measure to consider to make sure a wholesome prostate is usually to choose regular prostate health screening. If you are forty years and above, you should go for prostate examination at least once a year.


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